Wiehnachtsgeschenke \u00fcmtuschen, ne, so wat heff ick noch nie mokt und war ick wohrschienlich ok nie moken. F\u00f6r een lange Tiet heff ick mi mol in Hamborg-Wandsbek, so tw\u00fcschen Wandsbek-Markt und Chausseebahnhoff, linke Siet, een Armbandklock k\u00f6fft. Schull jo wat ganz Bes\u00fcnners warden, doch so\u2019n richtige V\u00f6rstellung dorvon harr ick ok nich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Weer an\u2019n Friedach nomiddag, ick st\u00fcn\u2019n in den Loden und de Verk\u00f6per wies mi allns wat he so an Armbandklocken hett. Zeiger schull se hebben, blots nich so gleunige Tahln. De Automatik – Armbandklock gef\u00fcll mi an\u2019n besten, harr jo allns wat ick so bruken kunn, grote Zeiger, Datum, Stopuhr, waaderdicht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Updreihn brukst se ok nich, mokt se allns von s\u00fclben up den Arm, wunnerbor.- Nachts schull ick se ok up den Arm loten, wegen dat Bewegen in de Nacht, versteiht sick, is jo klor. Ick heff de Klock k\u00f6fft und all bi dat Nohuusf\u00f6hren g\u00fcng dat Dilemma los. De Klock weer veel to dick, de Manschett vun dat Oberhemm stukt und hokt sick fast, g\u00fcng nich dor r\u00f6ber. De Hemms\u00e4rmel w\u00f6r so\u2019n richtig dicke Mettwust. Na, und denn de erste Nacht in\u2019t Bett mit de Klock up den Arm. Heff keen Oog taukregen, ick w\u00fc\u00df blots, dat w\u00f6r klor, morgen freuh bringst de Klock wedder henn – \u00fcmtuschen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Veel to freuh wer ick \u00fcnnerwegens mit min Klock. In de Wandsbeker Chaussee wer\u2019n noch all de Lodens dicht. Een half St\u00fcnn heff ick f\u00f6r den Loden stahn, endlich k\u00f6m de Verk\u00f6per, nu ward \u00fcmtuscht, blots noch mol de Klock losward\u2019n. De Verk\u00f6per harr den Sl\u00f6tel noch gor nich richtig in de Lodend\u00f6r, dor st\u00fcnn ick all achter em. Dat de mi teemlich gediegen ankeeken hett, k\u00f6nt een sick jo v\u00f6rstelln. Erst as ick em de Klock up den Arm wiest heff , wiel ick de \u00fcmtuschen wull, hett he de D\u00f6r upsloten. D\u00fcttmol w\u00fc\u00df ick nu aber nipp und nau watt ick wull. Een richtig oldmaudsche Armbandklock will ick hebben, flach, grote Zeiger und tau\u2019n updreihen – wieder nix. Grad so bodenst\u00e4nnig und oldmaudsch as ick b\u00fcnn, schall ok min Klock sin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
W\u00fc hebbt s\u00f6cht, utprobeert und de Armbandklock funnen, de tau mi passen deit. Platt, rund mit Zeiger, Sekunnenzeiger und tau\u2019n updreihen, so richtig: stinknormol, so as ick dat hebben will. Hett veele Johrn holn, hett mi nie versett und mit den Hemms\u00e4rmel und de Manschett dat hett ok gaut klappt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eenmol aber k\u00fcmmt de Dach, wo\u2019t nich mehr geiht, gor nich to gl\u00f6ven, de Klock is twei. Dat passt uns \u00f6verhaupt nich, w\u00fc wer\u2019n in de Schweiz in Urlaub und ick m\u00fc\u00df mi een niede Armbandklock k\u00f6pen. Na , wie woll, grad so stinknormol, mit Zeiger und tau\u2019n updreihn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
J\u00fc k\u00f6\u00f6nt mi gl\u00f6ven .. De Klock heff ick h\u00fct noch bi de Gordenarbeet und se l\u00f6pt und l\u00f6pt und l\u00f6pt\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beleevt un upschreeben vun Gerhard Schulz, Hamfelln, 27. Dezember 2021<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Wiehnachtsgeschenke \u00fcmtuschen, ne, so wat heff ick noch nie mokt und war ick wohrschienlich ok nie moken. F\u00f6r een lange Tiet heff ick mi mol in Hamborg-Wandsbek, so tw\u00fcschen Wandsbek-Markt und Chausseebahnhoff, linke Siet, een Armbandklock k\u00f6fft. Schull jo wat ganz Bes\u00fcnners warden, doch so\u2019n richtige V\u00f6rstellung dorvon harr ick ok nich. Weer an\u2019n Friedach […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":35959,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":{"subtitle":"","format":"standard","video":"","gallery":"","source_name":"","source_url":"","via_name":"","via_url":"","override_template":"0","override":[{"template":"1","single_blog_custom":"","parallax":"1","fullscreen":"1","layout":"right-sidebar","sidebar":"default-sidebar","second_sidebar":"default-sidebar","sticky_sidebar":"1","share_position":"top","share_float_style":"share-monocrhome","show_share_counter":"1","show_view_counter":"1","show_featured":"1","show_post_meta":"1","show_post_author":"1","show_post_author_image":"1","show_post_date":"1","post_date_format":"default","post_date_format_custom":"Y\/m\/d","show_post_category":"1","show_post_reading_time":"0","post_reading_time_wpm":"300","show_zoom_button":"0","zoom_button_out_step":"2","zoom_button_in_step":"3","show_post_tag":"1","show_prev_next_post":"1","show_popup_post":"1","number_popup_post":"1","show_author_box":"0","show_post_related":"0","show_inline_post_related":"0"}],"override_image_size":"0","image_override":[{"single_post_thumbnail_size":"crop-500","single_post_gallery_size":"crop-500"}],"trending_post":"0","trending_post_position":"meta","trending_post_label":"Trending","sponsored_post":"0","sponsored_post_label":"Sponsored by","sponsored_post_name":"","sponsored_post_url":"","sponsored_post_logo_enable":"0","sponsored_post_logo":"","sponsored_post_desc":"","disable_ad":"0"},"jnews_primary_category":{"id":""},"jnews_social_meta":{"fb_title":"","fb_description":"","fb_image":"","twitter_title":"","twitter_description":"","twitter_image":""},"jnews_override_counter":{"override_view_counter":"0","view_counter_number":"0","override_share_counter":"0","share_counter_number":"0","override_like_counter":"0","like_counter_number":"0","override_dislike_counter":"0","dislike_counter_number":"0"},"jnews_post_split":{"enable_post_split":"0","post_split":[{"template":"1","tag":"h2","numbering":"asc","mode":"normal","first":"0","enable_toc":"0","toc_type":"normal"}]},"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,108,71],"tags":[1243,432],"class_list":["post-35958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-landleute","category-op-platt","category-sport","tag-op-platt","tag-plattdeutsch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35958"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35960,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35958\/revisions\/35960"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herzogtum-direkt.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}